All bullshit aside, does size really matter?? I can recall one of my very good friends from high school once told me the best sex she ever had was with a dude with a smenis (small penis...ac). Fortunately and sometimes unfortunately, I've never really had a really small one. I know all my ex boo's are breathing a sigh of relief. The smallest I've had was with a dude who was half black half mexican, you do the math...but erect it wasn't half bad. It sucked cause he was fine as shit!!!!! What I have had is the ding dong that is toooooooooooooooooo big. Some might say this doesn't exist...oh but it does. There was never a time when it didn't hurt. It hurt going in, it hurt coming out, couldn't take it from the back...didn't want it from the back...on top was horrible...but I took it, all in the name of love. Go fucking figure. And then there was dude that was HUNG and on top of that he wasn't circumcised which added an additional centimeter or two to the circumference. I'm sooooo cool, what the fuck do I look like. Anywho, I take the position that size does matter but bigger is not always better. I do have boundaries...I think they are called walls!!! But for you women who prefer big 10 inch donkey dicks, here's a way to weed out the smenis'...ask the dude if he's ever given a women a bladder infection??? If he hasn't, he's probably not worth the fuck...if he has, you may just have yourself a winner. Now I prefer 7-8 inches tops. I'll take 6 if you got the right moves. Presently, I'm getting it better than any woman should so its all to the good. And I'm just going to leave it at that.
Okay so here's my story. I was talking to this dude, really liked him but was taking things slow as I usually do. We fooled around but I never saw his thang and interestingly enough, never felt it. Now I was quite sure what to think about that. There were times when we were kissing and I was on top of him in the fucking position and didn't feel any bulge. You would expect to feel some kinda of bulge right?? Nope never not once. Was too afraid to touch it because that's like a sign saying I wanted it and I didn't. Tried many ways to decipher what he was working with but to no avail. Although this theory is by no means full proof, I wondered whether it was anything like his fingers and feet...short and stumpy. That's never good. In any event I finally caught a glimpse of it after he showered and it didn't even hang below the balls. Looked like a baby's dick, a little wee wee. What the fuck am I suppose to do with that? Is it even suckable?? When you can only use your pointer finger and thumb to hold on to it something something just ain't right. I'm use to having to use my whole fist and then some. Shit two hands. Needless to say, it NEVER went down. Shortly thereafter figured out a way to let him down gently. Didn't want to give the guy a complex but there was no way I was coming close to that.
You already know...tell me your worst sex story or your best...
I add to my THINGS TO DO LIST never date a guy with short stumpy fingers and toes...that don't even sound attractive.
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Well girl, I once encountered smenis quite by accident. And let's not say praise the lord...he was not the alpha nor the omega. I have never noticed any physical signs of smenis. However, there are personality traits that are tell-tale signs of smenis:
1.) He is pressed; like a panini.
(i.e. he calls you all of the time aka sweats you aka jocks you. He may also trick off money on you.)
2.) He talks about his penis and how well he could pop, lock, and drop-it. (i.e. "Girl I will tear that vah-jay-jay up!" He does this because he is trying to hypnotize you into thinking that he will so you don't notice that his manhood is absent.)
3.) He wants to go down on you immediately.(Because he has to demonstrate his markedly superior liguistic skills because he knows he is a eunuch)
Or you could always just reach in his pants and whip that bad boy out. If you like it then it's all good. If you hate it then yell out sike!
Well, I've never (thank GAWD) had a dude with a small one. Just average size and larger. And thank GAWD again I've never made acquaintances with this donkey kong d*ck you speak of either. No thanks. I WILL say that the average size I had worked me like NO other and it was fantabulous, not nan a complaint! BUT, I can remember a nightmare smediumenis (a cross breed willy)that left me emotionally scarred. It was a long, skinny, CURVED one. Curved like a "C" b*tch. Yeah if you want a picture, look at this letter "C" again. That's what his willy looked like, and I think we all know that's not a good look. I tried it on for size...because hell, I'd never seen no ish like that before. Well, I couldn't bare more than 46 seconds of that foolery before I had to rudely interrupt and ask him to stop hurting me, get off me, and please go home. No boomerangs here please. I reserve the right to refuse service to ANYONE.
Now waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute...you know you make me wanna SHOUT!! No but curved D's aren't so bad. One of my boo's was curved, his pointed towards the Northpole and it, at times, made it say HO HO HO!!
I don't know what kinda curve we talkin about, but this wasn't no gentle, workable curve. This was a straight up deformity. Again, please refer to the letter "C". lmao!
Mine was more like a chocolate dipped banana pop!
well, i have had an encounter with said smenis. the guy was more of a homie-lover-friend so i wasn't heartbroken, but boy was it a chore to be somewhat polite about the whole situation. no matter the position, it just wasn't getting the job done. i was seriously thinking about other shit while doing the deed because i was so unengaged. needless to say, i haven't gone that route again. oh, and to make matters worse, he was one of those "oh i don't go down south" fools -- he really needs to go ahead and develop that skill so he can have some type of sexual appeal for the ladies. he is really a nice guy though--however, just a homie-friend now, ixnay on the lover
What's funny is, the half black half mexican dude didn't go down the first time around. But I ran into him later in life, and I guess somebody told him that due to the size of his oscar meyer, going down needed to be added to his foreplay. Needless to say, I had to give it another go round to make up for the less than merry go round. Unfortunately it didn't really make a difference...
LMAO a million times! Amber you are stupid..pressed like a panini??? I cant take it lol Booshay--smediumenis? lol lmao! OK, so unfortunately, I have experienced both. The big thing was just painful...and I had to let him know it wasn't going to work. As far the teeny weeny, lol it was very unfortunate because the owner was a very nice, handsome, all around good guy. He wasn't pressed, but he did immediatly commence to lickin'! Which also sucked, coincidently (there should never be a lot of teeth involved!). Anyway, after he murdered my clit and surrounding areas with his oral assault, he pulls out the puniest, shortest, fully erect penis I've ever seen(and he was Black ladies). Not only was he working with a smenis, he was a Quick-draw McGraw too! Needless to say, he never got near this again. The sad thing is we knew each other for years but after that it was a wrap.
ok ladies, i must admit I have experienced both, however I can admit too big can sometimes be a problem, but i love a good challenge, and amber is correct the tell-tell signs of a smenis, they always over compensate for there lack of projection. I recently ran into a well named smenis who I have been dying to know just how biq the package was. after the bling was removed I was shocked, trying to focus on the biq picture that yes indeed he can make up for his missing counter part, but I could not get over the fact that he was so fine and well put together and had such a teeny weeny, never-the-less, I pretended to fall asleep as he was trying to get me in the mood by any means necessary and referred to it as pampering, but failed to realize my clothes weren't budging and I kepped pretending to be sooooooo tired to avoid such trama. So yes a well proportioned genitalia is a definite must.
So I had an experience where I had been on a couple dates with this dude. Wasn't quite sure if I was ready to jump into bed with him. Staled him out awhile. So this one night he was like I just want to eat it. Now I know me and I can rarely just let that go down but I decided to give it a chance. It had been awhile. So he went down and went up up up and away. The ninja has a sure fire technique, I call it the whirlwind effect. Shit he did it like 3 fucking times. He tried for 4 but I was not able...it was just too much!! After that he kept his word and didn't try to get any that night. I left thinking what the fuck was that all about. Smiled all the way home. So of course the next time we kicked it it went down. And he was not lacking in any department. Pleasant surprise. LOVED LOVED LOVED the D.
Whoa, so causing an infection is a good thing then huh.....lol I thought that was a bad thing at first. Hmmmm, learn something new everyday!....Big lil bro
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