Every now and again it helps when you hear other peoples stories of liberty prosperity and the pursuit of happiness! Make you realize the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Or sometimes you can just get a good laugh. I've transformed this blog to not only include chronicles of MY drama filled 29.5 years of life but to also request stories of YOUR drama filled lives. So here's my story...I'm legally beautiful. Thanks for coming out God Bless and goodnight!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Girl Fight the sequel....

So peep...me and my cuz was in Vegas chillin. Hit the strip for a night out on the town. We mistakenly ended up at a techNO club but we paid a dub to get in so we decided to at least have a drink before we bounced. It was stupid crowded. No black faces in sight. We're walking around looking for somewhere to sit. I noticed these two dudes get up and so I immediately rushed the seats. This older Russian dude sitting a couple seats down came over to me and said those were his lady friends seats. I'm thinking yeah right I just saw two dudes get up, miss me with that. So I tell him I'm not moving. My cousin was trying to be nice and got up. I spot an empty chair a little ways away so she goes and grabs that one. I'm like fuck him I ain't moving no where. So the Russian was like, "did you hear me or do I need to say it in 5 different languages"? I put 5 fingers in his face. So these chicks walk up and one of them sits on the arm of my chair. This bitch had obviously lost her muh fuckin mind. So my cousin stands up and someone whisks the chair from beneath her. I'm like what the fuck that ain't even your chair. So I push the chick off my chair and barely lift up out of my seat and dude snatches my chair too. Now because I hadn't really gotten up I was tossed to the floor, my orange suede candies go flying and I find myself on the carpet with my chocha showing cause my dress was rather short. Me and my cousin are fuming. So the two chicks sit down as if nothing happened. Now its about 4 women and 2 men in their group. Much older than us. So what do I do....in one clean sweep I knocked ALL of they drinks off the table. The Russian dude rushes me and I think he might have taken a swing but I was unphased. But that wasn't enough. One of the chicks is wiping the table off and in doing that she's splashing the liquid on me. I'm like bitch you better stop wetting me. She says its your fault you're the one who knocked the drinks off the table. I reiterate, bitch you better stop wetting me. She looked dead in my face and says "do you want me to throw this drink on you?" I say WORD and snatched her drink and poured it down her face. Take that bitch!!! Once again the Russian rushes me. I think he made contact this time but I didn't care cause I was a ninja on a mission. So now I'm SUPER heated. I had decided that I wasn't going no where until someone got hurt and it wasn't gonna be me. Out the corner of my eye I see this big black dude approaching us. I grab his arm and told him I needed a favor. Very briefly told him what was going on. I told him ALL I needed him to do was make sure the Russian didn't get at me cause I feared the next time he might have drawn blood. He had crazy written all over him. I turned around for a second and the black dude got ghost. I'm like FUCK!! Whatever it was still going down. All I know is I took my wooden hill and cracked that bitch as hard as I possibly could. The bitch screamed in agony. She was crying so hard. Right at that moment security came and escorted both parties out. They took us one way and them the other. We actually met up in the back of the club. The bitch was still crying. I looked at her and said "you shouldn't have fucked with me STUPID BITCH"!!!!!! Her eyes were black from her mascara running. To make matters worse I laughed in her face and all the way out the club. I don't fuck with techNO anywayz.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, I see you've been holding out on the stories. I COMPLETELY missed this one! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I hate everything about you! lol!

Anonymous said...

Damn you gotta invite me to a function next time so we can have an all out aquarian brawl! lmao... You are too much...Big Lil Bro

Unknown said...

Yea...I don't remember hearing this story either. You are crazy, going hard on Russians like that! Lol.

Summer921 said...

This happened on your latest Vegas trip?

Anyway, what the fuck? You fell on the floor? Dude actually hit you? You tried to solicit help from a black dude and he bounced? You are sooo crazy but I love you!