This may sound hypocritical but now I'd like to talk about getting caught up. This don't happen often but it has happened once or twice. I generally learn from my mistakes so I never get caught the same way twice. Here goes...
So remember the 8 year relationship?!?!? Well it was dysfunctional, to say the least. Stupid me, knew he was being less the honest from the get go...why I stayed I will never know. The chick before me was a constant problem for the first year. He had many dealings with her because he claimed she was doing his homework for him and whatever others lies he came up with. Long story short, I didn't feel he was in it to win so I also did my thug thizzle. There was one guy in particular who I was talking to. He knew I had a boyfriend but wasn't concerned. So one weekend I told my boyfriend I was going to DC to visit my sister. I was actually visiting him. So we spent the weekend together. Called my boo while he was handling business. My dude was none the wiser. Went on as if nothing ever happened...bad girl. So one day dude decided to roll up to my crib. Now I was living in my mom's house alone cause she had moved in with her boyfriend now husband. My boo was basically living with me. One night around 2:00am my house phone starts ringing. Of course I didn't answer it. Ring ring ring...I'm thinking to myself...who in the fuck is calling me. Shortly thereafter, there was a knock on the door. My heart sunk. My boo says go see who it is. At this point I'm in fear of my life. My boo was right behind me. I looked out the window to see who it was and low and behold it was my fucking weekend rendezvous!!! WTF is he doing here???? My boo is like why is he here?? I'm like I have no absolute idea. I never answered the door. He didn't make me. In hindsight I think my dude was afraid because dude was bigger and older than him. So what does dude do, goes back to the car and blows my house phone up AGAIN!!! Seriously, this dude has lost his mind. This time my boo says, answer the phone...see what he wants!! So I answer the phone, cool and calm. Asked him why he was calling. Why would he do that. What the heck was he thinking about. Got off the phone and my boo went nuts. Told me that I had went off on him worse for not taking out the trash but this dude disrespected like that and that was all I had to say. I was speechless. Apologized and apologized. But in reality it had all worked out as if I had planned the whole thing. I didn't want to totally go off on dude because I wanted to keep him in my back pocket just in case it didn't work out with my boo. We had so many issues that I wasn't quite sure it was going to work. Anywho, for whatever reason...my boo never really mentioned that story again. That is until maybe 6 months later dude rolled up to my house again unannounced in the middle of the day. Said he was just stopping by the say hello. I mean WHAT, do we not know how to use phones!!!
Again, I ask my faithful readers to tell me about a time they got CAUGHT UP!!! It happens to the best of us!
I add to my THINGS TO DO list, don't cheat unless you are ready for the ramifications of getting caught!!
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ROFL............... ha ha ha i got caught up... but not really tho.... met a new guy really like him thing are going great and getting really close but yea i was still dippin with my x... a good girlfriend of mine is at my house one day washing clothes for me and leaves out my robe as if it had been washed... so new boo comes over and put on the robe to keep warm... digs in the pockets and pulls out what but a fu***ing condom wrapper OPENED!!!..... OMG I"M FLOORED to say the least... cause since we been serious I had cut the ties with the X and only been weakend by the temptation 1 time... when i borrowed one from my sistas stash........ and had a great time!!!!ROFL!!!!!!! SO BOO falls OUT........... ROFl speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG it was the worst day OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is really crazy is that the damn condom had been in there for a long long long time and because I had not worn it or used the robe IT was still there!!!! and that fucker was still MOIST inside!!!! you talking about a bitch sick to her stomach!!!!!!!!i was sick sick sick............ and new BOO even SICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! but we got past that....... and we're in love!!! other than that I"VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)I shall remain anon!!!!
OK...I have sooo many caught up stories, because unlike you, I was a PLAYA back in the day! lol lmao!
OK, so my jr.high/ high school bf had just started driving and picked me up so that we could take pics in that booth at the Beverly Center. While waiting for the flicks to develop, we grab a quick bite to eat in the food court. As I am eating, who do I see but this Fine ass guy I am dating coming up the escalator with all his boys. Being the shady chick I was, I casually tolf my boy friend I had to go to the bathroom and disappeared. The other guy peeps this whole scene, knows who the bf is from pictures and knows what "hood" he was from as well. New guys proceeds to yoke up, bang on, berate, embarass and threaten the hell out of my boyfriend all while I am hiding. After about 30 minutes and thinking the coast was clear, I sneak out the bathroom only to run straight into the new guy. He shook me a bit and cursed me out and then stormed off. Funny thing is, I still dealt with both parties after this occured.
LMAO... I PLEAD THE FIF!!!!!!!!!!!!
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